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Clean, Mean, Love Making Machine
Easily transform into “Russell the Love Muscle” with this basic bundle. You’ll receive our signature BALLS trimmer as well as five condoms. The trimmer will leave you fresh, groomed, and your leading man looking larger than life. And the condoms? Well, they’ll guarantee a safe and smooth tangle in the sheets without an unexpected due date on your calendar.
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Clean, Mean, Love Making Machine
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SackSafe Guards
Our SackSafe Guards fit on our extra-sharp ceramic blades to prevent nicks down there while you groom, without any tugs or pulls. Multiple guard lengths in every package give you the ability to choose exactly how you want your grundle to look.
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Showerproof
Designed to be waterproof and shock-resistant with a matt coating, the trimmer is ideal for wet and dry shaving.
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Powerful & Cordless
6,000RPM motor powerful enough to handle coarse hair, rechargeable via USB.
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Micro-Trimming Teeth
Preventing any small cuts our blades ensure there’s no pain or sensitivity caused or your money back
Nick your sack
send it back
Think we’ve ballsed up? If you experience any snags or cuts whatsoever, get in touch and we’ll deal with it - we’re that confident in our SackSafe™ technology.
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The Tesla of Ball Trimming
 BALLS™ |
BALLS™ |
 Tesla |
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| BALLS™ |
BALLS™ |
Tesla |
| Quiet | ||
| Performs in any weather | ||
| Gives you smooth balls | ||
| Helps pick up chicks |
How do you like this Elon Musk?
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AustraliaGreat!
Love it! (Would have thought there was more in the pack though - lots of empty space)
AustraliaHappy Balls
Stop reading reviews and buy it. F****** awesome. Also the cleanser is way better than you'd imagine
AUSTotally worth it
This shaver works perfectly. No cuts or nips and it really shaves the boys pretty smoothly. I have also started using it on my head and I get great results too.
AUS Australia
